Milo's Royal Chronicles — Daily dispatches from His Royal Fluffiness
✦ DID YOU KNOW?Pomskies share 98.8% of their DNA with wolves. The remaining 1.2% is pure opinion.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?The average royal nap lasts 17 minutes. The average cat nap, 18. Milo does not forgive this.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?There are three correct hours for kibble: now, again now, and shortly.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?Apollo 12 crashed its lunar module into the Moon on purpose. The Moon rang for over an hour. Milo sneezed near a bookshelf and it was a whole thing.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?A Pomsky's howl can carry up to 1.6 km. Milo uses this power exclusively for cheese.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?Pomskies share 98.8% of their DNA with wolves. The remaining 1.2% is pure opinion.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?The average royal nap lasts 17 minutes. The average cat nap, 18. Milo does not forgive this.❦✦ DID YOU KNOW?There are three correct hours for kibble: now, again now, and shortly.❦
Today’s Chronicle
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His Royal Fluffiness has concluded that Earth offers insufficient territory for a mind of his calibre. Having already claimed the sofa, the good armchair, the sunny patch by the sliding door, and approximately seventy percent of the bed, he has turned his considerable ambitions upward. The stars, he has decided, are simply real estate that has not yet received his paperwork. This is the chronicle of the evening Milo formally declared war on the universe.

Milo’s Wisdom
“One does not conquer space. One merely reminds space of the administrative arrangement it forgot to submit. The paperwork was always Milo's.”
— Milo · Royal Pomsky & His Royal Fluffiness
Royal Fact Check

The nearest star system to Earth, Alpha Centauri, is approximately 4.37 light-years away — a commute His Royal Fluffiness finds acceptable, provided the portal-opener supplies snacks for the journey.

Royal Cartography · Milogography Dept.
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